(1) Live in the now. (2) Live in the WOW. (3) Don't live inside a cow.
People ask me why I wear veils. I reply, I'm mourning. Mourning what?
The energy of anger is almost always unreliable.
Kerouac's birthday. Few books capture a moment as "On the Road" did.
#polio. I'm proud to support local efforts to finish the job.
If bears start going to spas, there's no way they could resist eating us.
Barack Obama silenced a crying baby just by holding it.
Trump sons use bullets to safely kill bigger, badder noble beasts.
Can't wait to meet all the new monsters in places I haven't been yet.
Don't worry about wasting time. Worry about wasting energy.
On plane, old man in seat next to me raised up the armrest between us.
Waiver form said no suing for wrongful death. No mention of rightful.
So until this clears up, don't poke anybody without a condom.
An elderly man has returned cash he stole from Sears in the 40s.
I put on my pants one leg at a time. Same way I put on my shirt.
That IS a tube of Chapstick in my pocket AND I'm glad to see you.
Just invented the word “bro-ner.” Still working on the definition.
Dear scammers, I don’t use that email for PayPal. Please go away, thanks.